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1. knifemare Posted on Feb 11 '09 at 8:12 PM

I loved the list James! The most memorable moment that wasn't on the list to me was in Jason Goes to Hell when the demon goes up the woman's snizz and she turns into Jason.

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2. CrispyCritty Posted on Feb 11 '09 at 9:44 PM

Awesome as always. Keep it up James. :)

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3. fuddwupper Posted on Feb 11 '09 at 9:59 PM

Unfortunately, I have never seen a Friday movie.... but that sleeping bag kill was hilarious.

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4. mrbubbes2250 Posted on Feb 12 '09 at 1:50 AM

no.4 is so damn funny. You didn't happen to film the Crispin Glover Q

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5. Bigsargeco Posted on Feb 12 '09 at 7:44 AM

Good work James

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6. shanka85 Posted on Feb 12 '09 at 8:30 AM

Friday the 13th is have you remember the movie. It was about to remake again. Lot of people love this movie. I have even download the previous films many have reviewed on the new upcoming movie Friday the 13th 2009. it was a remake yet again free movies is where I have seen this quality trailer, looking forward to see this movie Trailer

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7. Akatsuki Posted on Feb 12 '09 at 3:56 PM

I just loved #4 for some reason. Just some thugs listening to hip-hop then Jason comes and is like "Turn that shit off!!!"

Rofl.

Anyways James brilliant work as always. i've always loved your videos. Thanks for being born ^_^

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8. jbullen82 Posted on Feb 12 '09 at 4:53 PM

SPIKE.com finally works on PS3!
Hope that email to James had something to do with it.
It's great to finally see his Spike videos!

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9. F1315NJ Posted on Feb 12 '09 at 6:47 PM

i wonder if James might review the F13 remake?

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10. bomber991 Posted on Feb 12 '09 at 10:15 PM

James, that aerobics video the guy is watching in this middle of this video that you didn't know what it was. Well, I know what it is.

Totally Nude Aerobics (Clothed Version)

Yes, I was trying to find some workout videos for my girlfriend last week and stumbled across that one. So yeah, I watched it. Funky 70's porno music and girls doing aerobics at the same time. There's also a nude version which I watched later, but it's not as good as you'd think it would be.

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11. paxkey Posted on Feb 12 '09 at 11:57 PM

Totally Nude Aerobics? not quite.

The show was a 1980s omnipresent show called the 20 minute workout.

you almost couldnt turn on your tv set in the morning or late evening without seeing this.

needless to say, most people did not watch it so they could join in on the exercise routine.

again it is called the '20 minute workout'..look it up.

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12. Psykhophear Posted on Feb 13 '09 at 3:26 AM

Great work James. That was so euu.

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13. darkimpalement Posted on Feb 13 '09 at 9:36 AM

Ive allways wondered what would happen if you droped jason into acid or lava

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14. thecoe Posted on Feb 13 '09 at 12:55 PM

LOL it would be be great if they stopped at 13 good job james!

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15. JackGordon Posted on Feb 13 '09 at 6:50 PM

Oh come on, James... No wheelchair kill? :(

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17. kitsunie Posted on Feb 17 '09 at 5:50 AM

I think the show that that dude is watching is "Aerobicise". My dad used to have a tape of it.

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18. T-one411 Posted on Feb 21 '09 at 10:15 PM

"Look at that ass" XD

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20. parkkihalli Posted on May 17 '09 at 12:55 PM

The second one was pretty grotesque.

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21. LightingLiger25 Posted on Jul 11 '09 at 9:34 AM

My favorite part in Jason X is when that dumbass says "It's okay guys he just wanted his machtee back." Then whathappens he gets his ass pwned by Jason.

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22. LazyCamProductions Posted on Sep 9 '09 at 8:26 PM

I'll always remember the first time I saw Friday the 13th and the ending scared the shit out of me! I was looking over the edge of my bed for Jason for weeks haha. I'm a huge horror fan and by far Friday the 13th is my favorite! It was the first horror movie i ever watched, and I still watch them every Halloween :D

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23. Federbeast Posted on Sep 28 '09 at 6:19 PM

The new Friday the 13th remake kicked ass!! The Kills were good, oodles of sex, and the greatest Jason ever. It was a little bit better than Freddy vs Jason.

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24. wj/thunder1 Posted on Oct 12 '09 at 2:07 AM

friday the 13th is scary enough to make you shiver.

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